Monday, March 9, 2009

And I'm proud to be an american, where at least I know I'm free..

On the way home from work today, I was yet again visually assaulted by another spoiler.





The spoiler by itself is enough to make me cringe but what is truly groundbreaking here is not just the spoiler, but the sticker ABOVE the spoiler:

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Raise your hand if you saw Grand Torino.

If you haven't yet, you suck.

Aside from being a bad ass movie, Grand Torino succeeded in furthering the public's awareness of the "spoiler phenomenon ". I don't want to spoil (LOL) the movie for the potential 2 people reading this blog so I'll refrain from going in to any real detail at the moment. However, I will say this much about the film:

In Clint's perfect world, anyone driving a car that looks like this-,




-would meet a fate similar to this;




Call me a bastard but that world doesn't sound all that bad.

Friday, March 6, 2009

lol back once again

Today we are going to do an in-depth analysis of exactly what to do to your car if you don't ever want to get laid.




Make your car look like this.