A moving sack of crap

Two amazing posts in one day. Figured I might as well start this thing off right.




This spoiler undoubtedly made my top 5 all time worst category. Coming in at a very close 2nd behind the BMW.

All I can say is thank god this pile of shit is for sale. That way someone can buy it, pee on it and drive it off a cliff.

My first blog post kicks ass.

This blog is dedicated to one thing only; brining awareness of atrocious car spoilers to the public.

90% of these spoilers have been captured by my camera phone while driving around.

For this first entry I will enlighten you all with one of my all time favorite spoilers ever:




I think this guy secretly wants to be an astronaut. You can clearly see the jet-propulsion influence in this spoiler. Putting lights on your spoiler will also help lift it to the pinnacle of horrible. Because you never know when those damn tail tights might go out, right? There is also a nifty looking hydrolic support unit to add a massive amount of aerodynamic assistance while this bad boy pushes 100mph.

As if BMW drivers needed anything more than just their shitty overpriced, unreliable cars to make them look like total ass holes. This guy just takes it to a completely new level.


One of the absolute worst 10/10