no.

Uh... Here you go. Sweet Mustang, bro.

Its been a while

Fret not, I have yet again returned with a few more gems to add to my stockpile.




Thats right, you show that mustang..

/facepalm

I almost have no words for this next piece:

And I'm proud to be an american, where at least I know I'm free..

On the way home from work today, I was yet again visually assaulted by another spoiler.





The spoiler by itself is enough to make me cringe but what is truly groundbreaking here is not just the spoiler, but the sticker ABOVE the spoiler:

Raise your hand if you saw Grand Torino.

If you haven't yet, you suck.

Aside from being a bad ass movie, Grand Torino succeeded in furthering the public's awareness of the "spoiler phenomenon ". I don't want to spoil (LOL) the movie for the potential 2 people reading this blog so I'll refrain from going in to any real detail at the moment. However, I will say this much about the film:

In Clint's perfect world, anyone driving a car that looks like this-,




-would meet a fate similar to this;




Call me a bastard but that world doesn't sound all that bad.

lol back once again

Today we are going to do an in-depth analysis of exactly what to do to your car if you don't ever want to get laid.




Make your car look like this.

A moving sack of crap

Two amazing posts in one day. Figured I might as well start this thing off right.




This spoiler undoubtedly made my top 5 all time worst category. Coming in at a very close 2nd behind the BMW.

All I can say is thank god this pile of shit is for sale. That way someone can buy it, pee on it and drive it off a cliff.

My first blog post kicks ass.

This blog is dedicated to one thing only; brining awareness of atrocious car spoilers to the public.

90% of these spoilers have been captured by my camera phone while driving around.

For this first entry I will enlighten you all with one of my all time favorite spoilers ever:




I think this guy secretly wants to be an astronaut. You can clearly see the jet-propulsion influence in this spoiler. Putting lights on your spoiler will also help lift it to the pinnacle of horrible. Because you never know when those damn tail tights might go out, right? There is also a nifty looking hydrolic support unit to add a massive amount of aerodynamic assistance while this bad boy pushes 100mph.

As if BMW drivers needed anything more than just their shitty overpriced, unreliable cars to make them look like total ass holes. This guy just takes it to a completely new level.


One of the absolute worst 10/10